Work is Everything?

 
 


 
By Alberto Pupo

To work is ever important to the American man and woman . Working seems to be a task that gives meaning to the lives of many, it is what gives many of us a sense of freedom and financial security. The need and want for jobs is part of what propelled the average American to stand up and demand more jobs. The lack of jobs is what drove many Americans to the point of despair and why they want to elect leaders, who will provide them with more job opportunities. Sadly it is this American want and desire to work, that leads to exploitation and rampant abuse by those who are “job creators” in the spirit of job creating these individuals indulge in blatant exploitation and abuse of the American worker (much more prevalent in Right to Work States). These Captain’s of the Industry have high expectations and no regard for Continue reading

Mitch McConnell Vs. The World!

 
 


 
By Alberto Pupo

Mitch McConnell and his staff are breathing a sigh of relief! Ashley Judd is not running against him. Now Mitch can slowly and quietly move forward till reelection. However the problems for Mitch have just begun. Recently it has been exposed that in potential ethics violation McConnell has used legislative aids for purposes of campaign research to attack Mrs. Judd. This is a violation of ethics as the Senate handbook does not allow for such misadventures while on taxpayer time. Yet along with Mrs. Judd it seems like Mr. McConnell’s acolytes have been working on even more research on prospective opponents. A new memo was found about different prospective opponents and some preliminary Intel collected by Mr. McConnell’s merry crew…

Dear Mr. McConnell.

We have been working hard here to make sure you keep your job. Cletus and I have been hard at work search the Internet and trying to find dirt on those who oppose you or potentially will. The Continue reading

Wayne LaPierre Defends Orlando Fl Shooting?



 
 

By Alberto Pupo

Gun insanity strikes again, in Orlando Florida; In a quiet respectable neighborhood (Baldwin Park). A routine traffic stop becomes leads into an encounter straight out of Rod Sterling’s imagination! A Police office gives a simple traffic infraction. A few moments later a man riding an electric scooter and wearing a ski mask runs a stop sign and crashes it in between a row of houses this leads into a scuffle where the assailant fires his gun attempting to kill the officer before being subdued. Here is the kicker… the assailant was none other than 63 year old William Cates, the same individual who had just received the traffic ticket! Yes ladies and gentlemen once again a story where gun ownership by an unassuming unlikely source leads to a strange attempt to get revenge. Now everyone is thinking what does Continue reading

Chavez is Dead ! Long Live Exxon!

 

By Alberto Pupo

The below is a piece of correspondence obtained from an insider at Exxon Mobil, who mistakenly received this letter. It is from an anonymous Exxon Mobil Executive addressing the shareholders shortly after Chavez was pronounced dead. Below is what he or she had to say to the shareholders….

 

Dear Shareholder, Continue reading

Mr. Demint’s Farewell Address

 

By Alberto Pupo

Jim Demint the legend behind the Tea Party Revolution. A man whose reign of terror ushered in bumbling candidates like Florida Senator Marco how old is the Earth Again ? Rubio. (update since he has been slung around as a potential candidate he suddenly recalled somewhat). Demint has been part of an attempt to take the GOP from the inside, but now the man who laid the ideological foundation for Tea Party Madness is going to a more antural habitat to run the Heritage Foundation. With this new post he will continued to try and have failed policies implemented and continue to support candidates that will only usher more mediocre governance. Before he resigned from the Senate, Mr. Demint left behind a farewell address to his people. A message of hope. What we have is DeMint’s address to his breatheren as he heads over Continue reading

Mitt Unscripted

 

By Alberto Pupo

So the political world is buzzing as Romney shocks with his “off the cuff” remarks about Americans and dependency on government. Romney’s words during a fund raiser in front of his hedge fund buddies has once again delivered what is a potential final bow to a campaign that has “gone off the rails of a crazy train”. However Romney’s moment of truth is not the first time Romney sticks his foot in his mouth in front of a crowd of boosters. Besides this secret tape there has been a whole host of archives that came into my possession from a mysterious source. A list of different quotes that not even the Corporate Media has gotten their hands on. These are some other example of Mitt Continue reading

Romney’s Speech at the RNC 2012




 

By Alberto Pupo

Well as the Republican Convention continues, I received via email a very curious message. Apparently a source from the convention got a hold of Romney’s speech at the Convention. Naturally curiousity has gotten ahold of us so below is a draft of Romney’s upcoming  speech. Continue reading

Conspiracy Revealed!

By Alberto Pupo

Sometimes the unbelievable can happen. Things which seem like a joke a work of fiction may actually be a reality. Conspiracies are often ruled implausible and a lot of them often are however sometimes there can be something that serves as a Revelation. The document below came in the form of an e-mail. I have taken the liberty in copying and pasting the document to spread the word throughout out the land. The contents of it will change America forever. The document came to me via a mysterious email originally intended for someone else Read the below and prepare yourself mentally as my fellow American you will never see the world quite the same again.. Continue reading

You’re so Bain

By Alan Parsons

Life can make one compulsive from time to time and I felt like I needed a change. After much soul searching and thinking I decided to try and apply for a job at Bain Capital (yes that Bain Capital).Friends and family were slightly shocked yet I told them that Venture Capital is not bad. Being a venture capitalist helps to propel the economy forward you can become a job creator! (not to mention enough money to purchase a sweet ride). After a few weeks of waiting I received a phone call giving me the news that they want to schedule an interview. Quickly my head swam with the myriad of possibilities I can now put my numerous college degrees and analytical skills to good use. The time had come to serve a higher purpose Bain Capital here I come. Continue reading

Carolina Love

By Alan Parsons

  • Carolina knows how to party if your straight that is…..

 

Carolina knows how to party if your straight that is…..This assignment would be certainly be interesting. Going down to the heart of the beast a place that has just passed a ban on Gay Marriage in 2012. I am doing this report to see the view from the horse’s mouth. What makes your average North Carolina citizen tick? What is the reason for accepting so archaic and backward a law by popular vote. Hopped on caffeine and with fingers crossed I drive into Carolina hoping to get an answer to the burning questions and not get burned in the process…

The drive was hellish, I am terribly nervous pulling up to a white home behind a picket fence. It has a Leave it to Beaver facade part of Norman Rockwell’s America. There is a crucifix on the door Continue reading